I'm 23, so according to pop culture legend, nobody likes me. 

I also LOVE outdated and dead jokes, as you can tell!

I'm a first class journalism graduate, currently interning with a fashion mag and moonlighting as a barista.

By some miracle, I wrote a 75 page thesis on memes. By an even bigger miracle it got a first. Thanks, Internet.

Well structured playlists are the way to my heart, even more so if they contain any obscure early 2000's bops. Think 'Us Against The World' by Swedish girlband Play and you're set.

I own an excessive amount of mouse ears from Disneyland, aka the best place on the planet. Last I counted I was at 9, oops.

I'm constantly travelling to strange and wonderful lands in pursuit of musical magic, also a nicer way of saying I like to slum it on trains across foreign lands to see some of my favourite bands whilst exploring the world.

One day I'll be on Hoarders just for the amount of lipstick and eyeshadow I own and refuse to part with, probably.

If i take a selfie without a snapchat filter it'd be a miracle. 

Also a fan of oversharing useless facts nobody probably cares about. If you made it this far, I salute you.